10 Reasons why your dog's haircut costs more than yours!

1.  You don't go for 8 weeks and never wash or brush yours.
2.  Your hairdresser doesn't have to carry you back and forth kicking and screaming to  the sink.
3.  Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear and give you a sanitary trim!
4.  Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.
5.  Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the "boogies" from your eyes!
6.  You sit still. You don't bite and scratch your hairdresser.
7.  Your haircut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure.
8.  Your hairdresser only washes the hair on your head!
9.  You don't decide to do an operatic solo at the top of your lungs and encourage all other patrons to join in!
10.  The likelihood of you peeing or pooping while your hair is being cut is slim.